Central Park Is a Lie
Every blade of grass was faked, and there are twenty thousand bodies underneath it. Walk south-to-north through eight of the most photographed spots in Central Park and discover the obsessive who designed it, the community that was erased to build it, and the loaded cannon that sat on display for a hundred and thirty years before anyone checked.
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A taste of what you'll hear
10 stops, each with its own story. Here's a preview.
"You're standing at the entrance to Central Park. Eight hundred and forty-three acres. Bigger than Vatican City. Almost twice the size of Monaco."
"Belvedere Castle. Look at it. A castle. In Central Park. In Manhattan. It's fake. Obviously. But here's the thing — it's EXTRA fake."
"Alright. You made it. You walked through eight hundred and forty-three acres of the most elaborate illusion in America, and now it's time to find out what you fell for. Let's start with what was real."
Part tour, part game
Most of what you hear is true. But we slip in a few things that aren't. At the end, there's a quiz — can you tell which facts were real?
It makes you pay attention. And it's way more fun than just listening.
Have questions? Just ask.
Curious about something you heard? Want to know more about a place? Ask us anything — we have a lot to say. It's more fun when it's a conversation.
Ready?
Download the app, head to the starting point, and press play. The stories start themselves.
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