The Bridge That Couldn't Be Built
The man who built the Golden Gate Bridge had never designed a suspension bridge. The man who actually did the math was erased from history for seventy-five years. Walk from a building designed to fall apart to a bridge that screams in the wind — through a military base conquered three times without a shot and an airfield restored from poison.
View in App — $9.99What You'll Experience
Plan your walk
Know the route before you buy
- Starts at
- Introduction
- Ends at
- Tour Reveal
- Walking plan
- 2h 30m · ~4.8 miles
- Schedule
- Start, pause, and resume anytime
Included in the app
- Professional narration
- GPS-triggered stops
- Downloadable tour audio
- Ask the Historian Q&A
- Optional end-of-tour reveal
- All 9 story stops
A taste of what you'll hear
9 stops, each with its own story. Here's a preview.
"You're standing in front of a Roman ruin. Columns, a dome, weeping women carved in stone. It looks like it's been here for a thousand years. It hasn't."
"Fort Point. Look up. The Golden Gate Bridge is directly over your head. And this brick fortress underneath it is the reason the bridge looks the way it does. But we'll get to that. First — the fort."
"All right. You made it from a fake Roman ruin to this beach. Three miles. Let's talk about what was real and what I made up. Maybeck designing his own building to die? Real."
Tour itinerary
Every stop on this walk
Explore the route before you go. Each stop has its own story preview, location details, and place in the larger tour.
- 1Introduction Read this stop
- 2Palace of Fine Arts Read this stop
- 3Presidio Main Post Read this stop
- 4Crissy Field Read this stop
- 5Fort Point Read this stop
- 6Golden Gate Bridge — South Vista Read this stop
- 7Golden Gate Bridge — Walking the Span Read this stop
- 8Baker Beach Read this stop
- 9Tour Reveal Read this stop
Stories first
Every stop is built around people, conflict, ambition, and consequences—not a plaque read aloud.
Most of it is true. The extra mischief is just a wink at the end, but the story is what carries the walk.
Have questions? Just ask.
Curious about something you heard? Want to know more about a place? Ask us anything — we have a lot to say. It's more fun when it's a conversation.
Ready?
Download the app, head to the starting point, and press play. The stories start themselves.
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Quick answers
How much is this tour?
$9.99 as a one-time purchase in the iOS app. The San Francisco city pack is $14.99 and includes every currently available tour in the city.
Can I use it with spotty cell service?
Download the tour audio on Wi-Fi before leaving. Cached narration plays without streaming; map tiles and other online features may still need a connection.
Do I have to start at a specific time?
No. Start when it suits you, pause for a detour or meal, and resume later. Check the opening hours of any venue you personally plan to enter.
Are admission tickets included?
The purchase covers the Bad Historian audio experience. Transportation, food, and admission to third-party attractions are not included.
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