Montmartre
Montmartre: Geniuses, Gluttons & Goats
"You're in Montmartre. Which means you're standing on a hill that was technically not part of Paris until eighteen sixty. It was its own town."
Not the postcard romance — a city of reckless devotion to art, ideas, and beauty that hides its best true stories just out of sight. We walk you in; a few are ours to spot.
6 experiences · 55 story stops · GPS audio · Downloadable narration
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Every neighborhood has a story worth hearing.
Montmartre
"You're in Montmartre. Which means you're standing on a hill that was technically not part of Paris until eighteen sixty. It was its own town."
Opéra / Champs-Élysées
"Every building around you — the cream stone, the iron balconies, the matching rooflines — exists because one man tore down the city that used to be here."
Île de la Cité
"You're standing a few steps from the spot where Paris began. Not the Eiffel Tower. Not the Louvre."
Latin Quarter
"You're standing in Saint-Germain-des-Prés — San-Jair-MAN day Pray — the neighborhood where being interesting was a full-time job."
Paris
"You're in Paris. Which means you're standing in a city that let a con man sell the Eiffel Tower for scrap metal TWICE, w..."
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Preview the storytelling
Read a few of the places covered across Paris, then hear the complete stories on location in the app.
landmark
Find number twelve, rue de l'Odéon — Oh-day-on. There's no bookstore here anymore. Just a doorway, apartments, and a plaque you'd walk past in a hurry.
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landmark
Look at that entrance. Those green iron curves, that amber glass canopy — it looks like something that grew out of the sidewalk. Like a plant that decided to become architecture. A man named Hector Guimard designed this.
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landmark
The Arc de Triomphe. Fifty meters of stone triumph, standing in the middle of the busiest roundabout in Europe. Twelve avenues pour into this circle, and French drivers negotiate it on instinct and nerve.
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landmark
This quiet little square — Place Emile-Goudeau — is where modern art was born. In a building that had one water tap and no toilet. The Bateau-Lavoir was a ramshackle wooden structure — a former piano factory, leaning into the hillside.
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landmark
The street sign on the corner says Boulevard Haussmann. Say it OHS-mahn — and remember it, because the man it's named after is the reason this street exists, and that building exists, and most of what you'll see today exists.
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landmark
This is the Champs-Élysées — say it shahnz-eh-lee-ZAY — nearly two kilometers of avenue running straight uphill to the Arc de Triomphe, lined with double rows of plane trees. The name means the Elysian Fields — the fields of heaven.
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